February 29, 2008
"Gosh, Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget."
I'm cold.... (read more)
February 28, 2008
"If it's not Scottish it's crap!"
So after a 9-hour plane ride, a four-hour layover, a one-hour flight and a three-hour drive, I’m in Scotland. Technically I was in Scotland after the one-hour flight, but the three-hour drive really solidified it, taking our media group through small towns (one of which had a hardware shop called... (read more)
February 25, 2008
"Yeah, by vandalism, theft and yelling. The three pillars of Kabbalah."
Wow, am I ever glad that’s over. Thankfully the storm has passed and all that’s left is cleaning up the debris… which I’ll get to writing about eventually. I’m feeling newly inspired after spending a few days in a funk (and watching Diablo Cody walk away with an Oscar), and... (read more)
February 21, 2008
"I don't think they understand depression. I mean, I know what it's like to want to escape your mind and your body and... your entire life."
There are things I don’t want to tell you.... (read more)
February 19, 2008
"Okay, guys. Road trip checklist. Car: Check. Okay. We're good."
Dear Car, I don’t care if it sounds superficial, but oh my god, I forget how much I’ve missed driving you. Tear-assing across the desert listening to my special road trip play list made Friday such an incredible day. (A sampling of said play list? “Mamma Mia” by Abba, “Roam”... (read more)
February 10, 2008
"It's got something to do with my personal growth. You see, I don't care about these people anymore and you know, I want them to know it."
Kabbalah Schooling, 15 through 18 Admittedly I’ve been remiss on keeping up to date with blogging about this. I’m actually almost done, so I’m going to do this in a couple chunks so I’m not churning out a 5,000-word epic about lessons 15 to 22. It’s interesting… on one hand... (read more)
February 6, 2008
"Well, he wanted to sleep with me, I wanted sex, but since he was tired I let him go home."
Great news - I'm starting to do some bookstore events related to Sexography (and by the way, I'm blogging some extra thoughts and whatnot about working on the book over at its Amazon page at least once a week.) So for everyone who is either living or going to be... (read more)
February 5, 2008
"Do you know how hard it is to find a really good carpenter? Besides, I think he's got a brother who's a plumber!"
I can’t remember where I read this, but I once read that after a woman gives birth, something happens chemically in her body where she somehow forgets the pain she went through with the whole being in labor thing and suddenly wants to have children again. I’m pretty sure the... (read more)
