"Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?"
You know, I haven’t meant for this blog to get so somber and introspective! I mean, not that I haven’t been going through a little growth over the last little while, but in sifting through some past entries for a project I might be involved in I realized I haven’t written about many of the amusing moments that have happened in my life as of late. Luckily, a brief but entertaining one presented itself last night in the form of a text conversation between me and a friend. (Here comes your slightly NSFW warning.)
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So around 7pm I get a text from one of my pals – who shall remain nameless at their request – that read, “Is it wrong of me to watch Lisa’s porn?”
I had to double check the name, because said friend is certainly porn friendly. It seemed like an unreasonable question. “Of course not,” I replied, and figured we were done.
Five minutes go by. My phone buzzes again. It’s my pal. “Is it wrong if she can tell afterward that I was watching?”
I laughed and wrote back, “Are you seriously concerned about this?”
I set my phone down. Ten minutes went by. My phone buzzed again. I opened it. It said, “Apparently not!”
Classic.
More soon. It’s been a hell of a long day and I need to recharge my batteries. I was supposed to be in Belize – Belize! – but Hurricane Dean had other plans. That’s twice this month that my travel plans were ruined by natural disasters, and yes I realize this is 100% petty to snark about when people’s homes and lives are in danger, but I was really looking forward to those trips!
Okay, I’m over it and I’m donating money to aid and relief as penance for my pettiness.
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