Everyone’s phoning it in today because tomorrow is a holiday (as if you didn’t know.) So if everyone else is gonna phone it in, so am I. As such, I present to you my top 10 favorite cheesy movies.
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Ryan Waddell 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
I was looking at the cover for Con Air, and I couldn't figure out what seemed so wrong about it. And then I figured it out. The names above the pictures are all mixed up! Hilarious! |
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Miles Archer 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Showgirls is the #1 worst movie of all time, if you ask me. And has one of the unintentionally funniest lines ever in it. |
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Wan 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Top Gun? More like "best...movie....ever!" Iceman: You can be my wingman any time. That's not cheesy. Not at all. |
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Dean 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
You must not have seen 'Bolero', starring Bo Derek. This is without question the most cancerously cheesy movie in existence. It is also the worst movie in existence, and how the Dereks managed that is beyond me. Trust me, it is MUCH worse than Showgirls. |
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elmegil 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
The names above the pictures are all mixed up! Well, the names are alphabetical, while the faces are not. I'm betting the name billing was contractually obligated or something. |
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Randall Bott 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
The worst movie of all time is Candy. Marlon Brando, Richard Burton, Ringo Starr and many more stars are in this sexual farce. This is a must have horrible movie. |
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kaufman 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Grease 2 is from 1982 - so you actually have 3 80's films in the list! |
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Dave 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Terminator 2. Not just for the Arnie's Terrible lines. "I'll be back" ans "Hasta La Vista .... Baby", but also for the plot holes. If, in the future, machines are thinking for themselves, why is it that Arnie does not automatically reprogram himself when he realises that the machines are fighting humans and he is a machine!! Where is the AI in that? |
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rogueapple 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Niagara Falls as the cheesiest place on earth? I'm from Niagara Falls, and try as I might to prove you wrong, I can't. After all, we have the largest ratio of wax museums to residents in the entire world, I'm sure of it! |
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Sheldon Ranz 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
However, "Showgirls" did have one of the hottest girl/girl kisses in legit cinema history, between Elizabeth Berkeley and Gina Gershon on the hospital bed toward the end of the film. |
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Carly 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Kaufman, you're right! I guess I just think of it as not being 80s because it's supposedly set in the 50s. Or something. Miles, what's your opinion on the best unintentionally funny line in Showgirls? In my opinion, they're all unintentionally funny. Keep the cheese suggestions going... there's always room in my life for more cheese (which is why I'm planning on taking Campbell to Niagra Falls stat, Rogue!) |
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Scott 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Jerry Bruckheimer also produced Coyote Ugly, making Con Air the THIRD J.B. movie in the list, not the second. |
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Carly 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
D'oh! You're right! See, this is what happens when I phone it in! |
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Jen 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Another possible addition to the list - "Hackers", a mid-90's, early Angelina Jolie movie. Cheese! |
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pdf 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
I can't believe Road House didn't make your list. |
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:: jozjozjoz :: 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Nick Cage makes two appearances in your list. Dang. |
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East Coast Girl 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
You alluded to this movie on 11/22 ... "Just One of the Guys" ... one of the best cheesy movies ... it's dopey, but you can't help but watch it! |
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BTO 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Worst Movie Ever is SAHARA... Belief me this movie is half-fucked and half-written. The plot cannot decide if it wanted to be adventure, treasure hunting, conspiracy, comedy, romance... or just what the fuck its shooting at. Lines are messy and ideas are all squished with mishmash of craps. To watch it is like paying to be screwed. WHAT AN ASSHOLE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!! |
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andy 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
I've only passed by Niagra Falls at night, but I'd imagine Salem, Mass. has more wax museums/population than anywhere. If you've never been, it is the most cheesy place on earth. I've heard it's actually great at halloween, but I went in the summer. |
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Michelle 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
I LOVE Grease 2 -- no one else will watch it with me though. LOL "Cool Rider" and the bowling alley scene are my faves. :) |
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Carly 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
Phil, I've actually enver seen Road House. Can you believe it? And sorry, Joz, but Nic Cage is the patron saint of cheese. I dig Just One Of The Guys too, but it falls under the 80s cheese header. So Sahara might be the worst movie, but more importantly: is it cheesy? (Also, looks like I'll have to head to Salem...) |
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Larry Madill 7:10 PM Nov 23 2005 |
C'mon, "SUPERMAN II" isn't that awful. Its fun, and better than the other sequels. Although how those guys got caught by Plastic Wrap I don't know. I would nominate "Batman and Robin" to that list, as well as "The Warriors" and "ORCA" |
