November 14, 2005
"This game sucks. Let's play Hungry, Hungry Hippos!"

This just in: the Waiting Game both blows and sucks... especially when you're an impatient person.

In other news: I'm currently hammering out an article for this week's V Life Weekend about Thanksgiving options that don't include slaving over a hot stove. Which is perfect for me, considering my idea of slaving over a hot stove is making a cup of tea and calling for take out.

Meanwhile, I've gotten an assignment from Maxim. The topic? Sex toys.

"Turkey dinner and sex toys," I said to my editor. "Throw sports in there and I might be every guy's dream."

"You might already be," he said.

"I dunno about that. I'm pretty mouthy."

He laughed. "Yeah, but in the right context that could be a good thing."

Good point.

Back to the grind, more trip recapping tonight...

3:31 PM • permalink
Kathryn
3:31 PM
Nov 14 2005

Mmmm, turkey and butt plugs.

Carly
3:31 PM
Nov 14 2005

Part of your complete breakfast!