I have to admit that my interest in celebrity gossip mags is waning, though until I find something suitable to take my mind of off running hills, I will continue to purchase Star et al.
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So this morning at Albertson's I bought said Star and realized that I probably know the real stories behind the headlines. To wit:
"After Angelina Baby News... JEN CURSES OUT BRAD!"
This has less to do with Angie's rumored pregnancy and more to do with the fact that Brad left some shit behind at Jen's house and still hasn't come to pick it up. She just wants to move on, dammit.
"JESS' BUTT GOES FLAT! What REALLY Happened!"
It's called photoshop. Next!
"WILL KATIE BE A RUNAWAY BRIDE?"
Duh. (Unless her ever-present "assistant" takes care of business before hand and kneecaps her.)
Shit, now I have nothing to read at the gym.
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